Friday, October 31, 2003



Today it's Halloween. It has been cloudy, it has been rainy, it has been sunny. And it has even been sunny and rainy, which was beautiful. Sometimes horrid things (like rain) can be beautiful - as when it's sunny and rains at the same time. - You can even get a rainbow! Just like the rainbow I can see from my office now, here at the top floor of the building. Tim Burton is a director who can turn ugly and scary things into beautiful things. One of my favourite films by Burton is The Nightmare Before Xmas which I recommend you to watch. Or read the draft script here .A very appropriate film for tonight!Halloween, Halloween!!


Hoy es Noche de Difuntos. El dia ha estado nublado, lluviouso y soleado. Incluso ha llovido mientras brillaba el sol, algo que siempre me ha parecido muy bonito. A veces ciertas cosas horribles (como la lluvia) pueden ser bonitas - como cuando llueve y brilla el sol al mismo tiempo. - Incluso puede ser que se vea un arco iris! Justo como el arco iris que veo desde la ventana de mi oficina, en el ultimo piso del edificio. Tim Burton es un director que excele en convertir lo feo y que da miedo en belleza. Una de mis peliculas preferidas, dirigida por Burton, es Pesadilla antes de Navidad, que recomiendo ver. Tambien podeis leer el borrador del guion en ingles aqui. Ideal para esta noche! Halloween, halloween!!


And the weather:
Showers in the Vicinity
11C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the North Northwest at 6 mph
Dew Point: 8°C
Humidity: 82%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 978.0 mb

Wednesday, October 29, 2003



Hungry burglar robs Kerikeri (New Zealand) takeaway
A burglar stole $500 of chicken, beef and pork from a Chinese takeaway in Kerikeri - and ate a bowl of scraps left for the owner's dog. On Monday, 243 anchovy tins in Spain. On Tuesday, 440 left foot shoes in Japan. Today, scraps for the dog in New Zealand. I hereby officially open the Surrealistic Robbery International Week. Go and steal something original or in absurd quantities. You won't regret it. I went to the park and tried to steal a squirrel, but the damn animals were too fast and children were pointing at me and starting to laugh. So tonight I will steal my neighbour's rubbish bag!!


Ladron hambriento roba en restaurante de comida para llevar en Kerikeri (Nueva Zelanda)
Un ladron robo pollo, ternera y cerdo por valor de 500 NZ dolares de un restaurante chino de comida para llevar en Kerikeri - y se comio un plato de sobras guardadas para el perro del propietario. El lunes 243 latas de anchoas en Espania, el martes 440 zapatos del pie izquierdo en Japon, hoy las sobras del perro en Nueva Zelanda. Con placer declaro inaugurada la Semana Internacional del Robo Surrealista. Vayan y roben algo original o en cantidades absurdas. No se arrepentiran! Para dar ejemplo, he intentado robar una ardilla del parque, pero las malditas eran demasiado veloces y los ninios ya me estaban senialando con el dedo y empezando a reirse. Por tanto, esta noche robare la bolsa de basura de mi vecino!



The weekly shopping list:
1, Wholemeal Deli Rolls 4 Pack
1, Finest Croissants 2 Pack
1, Finest Large White Choc/Chunk Cookies 4 Pack
1, Seedless Grapes Double Selection Pack Class 1
1, Gala Apples Pack
1, Spring Onions Bunch
1, Supersweet Sweetcorn Price Marked Twinpack
1, Closed Cup Mushrooms 250g Pack
1, Bigger Pack Better Value Leafy Salad & Tatsoi 165g
1, Herta 4 Jumbo Frankfurters 360g
1, Lemon Sole Fillets
1, Whole Milk 2.272ltr/4 Pints
1, Medium Mature Cheddar Small
2, Italfresco Prosciutto Tortelloni 250g
1, Bertolli Chargrilled Vegetable Sauce 500g
1, Bertolli Green Pesto Sauce 185g
1, Finest Spinach Asparagus & Ricotta Sauce 190g
1, Bigger Pack Better Value Frosted Flakes 1kg
1, T.Temptations Mature Cheddar Crisps 150g
1, Walkers Sensations Lamb Mint 150g
1, Mccain Crispy French Fries 1kg
1, Diet Coke 12 X 330ml Pack
2, Coca Cola Regular 24 X 330ml Pack
2, Diet Coke 24 X 330ml Pack
2, Coca Cola Regular 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
2, Diet Coke 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, Carex Handwash Hypoallergenic 250ml
1, Marigold Extra Life Gloves Kitchen Large


And the weather today:
Cloudy
10C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the West at 5 mph
Dew Point: 7C
Humidity: 82%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 993.9 mb

Tuesday, October 28, 2003



Tokyo. - The Japanese police arrested a 45 year-old man who stole 440 left foot women shoes.

According to the police, Ichiro Irie was arrested Saturday after stealing their shoes to two women at the entrance of an hospital of the Japanese city Usa. In many Japanese hospitals it is obligatory for visitors and patients to change their footwear to slippers before entering the facilities. The Usa hospital contacted the police after receiving complaints of the mysterious dissappearance of shoes for two years. "In the registry made in his house we found 440 left foot shoes", informed a police spokesperson, wo added that Irie confessed to have been the author of these robberies. My my...anchovies yesterday, shoes today...some people have very strange obsessions...


Tokio.- La policia japonesa arresto a un hombre de 45 años por robar a 440 mujeres sus zapatos del pie izquierdo.

Según informo la policia, Ichiro Irie fue arrestado el sabado tras quitarle a dos mujeres sus zapatos a la entrada del hospital de la ciudad japonesa de Usa. En muchos hospitales japoneses es obligatorio que tanto las visitas como los pacientes cambien su calzado por unas babuchas antes de entrar en sus instalaciones.
El hospital de Usa contacto con la policia despues de haber recibido quejas durante dos años por la misteriosa desaparicion de zapatos. "En el registro realizado en su casa encontramos 440 zapatos del pie izquierdo", aseguro un portavoz de la policia, quien añadio que Irie confeso haber sido el autor de estos robos. Ayer eran anchoas, hoy son zapatos del pie izquierdo. Que obsesiones tienen algunos!!


The weather today:
Haze
5C
UV Index: 0 Minimal
Wind: calm
Dew Point: 3C
Humidity: 91%
Visibility: 4 miles
Barometer: 1,015.9 mb

Monday, October 27, 2003



Thieves steal 243 anchovy tins and police catches them while eating sandwiches.

Two men and a woman who stole 243 anchovy tins and 5 whisky bottles from a supermarket were caught by the Catalan Police (Mossos d'Esquadra) last Wednesday in Blanes (Costa Brava). An undercover policemen observed the thieves breaking in and phoned the police headquarters with their description and car plate number. Later on, the police found the car and caught the thieves while their were eating anchovy sandwiches. Right, I love anchovies but this seems a bit too much!!


Roban 243 latas de anchoas de un supermercado y la policia les detiene comiendo bocadillos
Los Mossos d'Esquadra (policia autonomica catalana) detuvo el miercoles en Blanes (Costa Brava) a dos hombres y una mujer que habian sustraido 243 latas de anchoas y cinco botellas de whisky de un supermercado de Lloret. La actitud de los detenidos fue observada por un agente fuera de servicio que facilito la descripcion de los ladrones y la matricula de su coche a la policia. El coche fue encontrado mas tarde con sus ocupantes comiendo bocadillos de anchoa. A mi me gustan las anchoas, pero nunca he llegado a ese punto!!!


The weather:
Sunny
12C
UV Index: 2 Minimal
Wind: From the East at 7 mph
Dew Point: 2C
Humidity: 51%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,021.0 mb

Friday, October 24, 2003



The Concorde will fly for the last time today. Here are some interesting facts about the world's fastest commercial aircraft:
It made its first flight on March 2, 1969 from Toulouse, France
October 1, 1969 was the Concorde's first supersonic flight
Concorde's four engines - specially designed Rolls-Royce/ Snecma Olympus 593s – are the most powerful pure jet engines to fly commercially
Takes off at 220 knots (250mph) (compared with 165 knots for most subsonic aircraft)
And today we'll lose it forever. I've never flown in Concorde and now I will never be able to do it. Instead of developing the technology and cutting down on Concorde's prices, we discard it. Right, now we've started, why don't we discard the internet and start sending letters again? why don't we scrape all cars and use again horses and carts? I don't understand it. Why is the Cocorde taken away from us? For a whole summer, I saw Concorde flying over London every Sunday afternoon. And every time it was thrilling to see it, even if it wasn't flying at supersonic speed. Concorde, we'll miss you!


Hoy Concorde volara por ultima vez. Detalles interesantes sobre el avion comercial mas rapido del mundo :
El primer vuelo tuvo lugar el 2 de marzo de 1969 desde Toulouse, Francia.
El primer vuleo supersonico del Cocorde tuvo lugar el 1 de octubre de 1969.
Los cuatro motores del Concorde -diseniados especialmente por Rolls-Royce/Snecma Olympus 593s- son los jet mas potentes en vuelos comerciales.
Despega a 220 nudos (250 millas/hora) (en comparacion con 165 nudos de los tipicos aviones subsonicos).
Y hoy lo perderemos para siempre. Nunca he volado en el Concorde y ya nunca podre hacerlo. En lugar de desarrollar y abaratar el Concorde, lo descartamos. Ya puestos, por que no descartamos internet y volvemos a enviar cartas? Por que no destruimos los coches y nos desplazamos en carro de caballos? No lo entiendo. Por que desaparece el Concorde? Durante todo un verano, lo vi sobrevolar Londres cada domingo por la tarde. Y en cada ocasion, fue un espectaculo digno de contemplar, aun cuando no habia alcanzado la velocidad del sonido. Concorde, te echaremos de menos.


The weather today:
Mostly Sunny
4C
UV Index: 0 Minimal
Wind: From the West Northwest at 1 mph
Dew Point: 1C
Humidity: 83%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,022.4 mb

Thursday, October 23, 2003



Noooo, I am not busy, I am just copying all these docs and preparing those reports and sending those letters and answering to thousands of emails and chasing those buggers who have not sent the marks, but noooo, I am not busy! Ha ha ha! - psycho mad laugh...


Noooo, no tengo naaadaa de trabajo, que va! Estoy copiando estos documentos y preparando esos reportes y enviando estas cartas y respondiendo a miles de emails y persiguiendo y amenazando a los que no me han entregado las notas, pero nooo, para nada, no tengo nada de trabajo! ja ja jaaaa!!..risa de psicopata asesino..


And the weather:
Partly Cloudy
11C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the Northeast at 22 mph
Dew Point: -2C
Humidity: 40%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,016.9 mb

Wednesday, October 22, 2003



This week's shopping list:
5, Wholemeal Deli Rolls 4 Pack
1, Finest Croissants 2 Pack
1, Finest Large White Choc/Chunk Cookies 4 Pack
1, Strawberries 400g Class 1
1, Value Lemons 7 Pack
1, Seedless Grapes Double Selection Pack Class 1
1, Gala Apples Pack
1, Tomatoes 750g
1, Spring Onions Bunch
1, Red Peppers Loose Each Class 1
1, Asparagus Bundle Price Marked Class 1 Each
1, Closed Cup Mushrooms 250g Pack
1, Bigger Pack Better Value Leafy Salad & Tatsoi 165g
1, Iceberg Lettuce Each Class 1
1, Beef Steak Mince 250g
1, Free Range Skinless Chicken Breast Fillets
1, Corn Fed Chicken Thighs
1, T.12 Smoked Wiltshire Cure Streaky 250g
1, Smoked Sandwich Ham 125g
1, Cooked Sandwich Beef 125g
1, Lemon Sole Fillets
1, Whole Milk 2.272ltr/4 Pints
1, Irish Creamery Butter 250g
1, Medium Mature Cheddar Small
1, Grana Padano Portions
1, Leerdammer Slices 200g
1, Creme Fraiche 500ml
1, Corngold Free Range Eggs Box Of 10
1, Lasagne Sheets 250g
1, Heinz Whole Peeled Tomatoes 4 X 400g
1, Buitoni Spaghetti 1kg
1, T.Temptations Thai Curry Crisps 150g
1, T.Temptations Steak/Marsala Wine Crisps 150g
1, Walkers Sensations Lamb Mint 150g
1, Walkers Sensations Four Cheese/Onion150g
1, Leaf Spinach 1kg
1, Royal Greenland Cooked & Peeled Prawns 400g
1, Youngs Fish For Life Hoki 540g
1, Birds Eye 4 Southern Fried Chicken 400g
1, Dr. Oetker Speciale Pizza 330g
1, Dr. Oetker Pollo Pizza 355g
2, Coca Cola Regular 12 X 330ml Pack
2, Diet Coke 12 X 330ml Pack
1, Coca Cola Regular 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, Diet Coke 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, Ariel Color Liquid 1.5ltr Pouch
1, Comfort Mandarin 2 Litre
1, Marigold Extra Life Gloves Kitchen Large
1, Kitchen Towel White 2 Roll
1, Luxury Soft T/Tissue Peach 9 Roll 2169 Sht
1, Easy Seal Ice Cube Bags Pack 10's
1, Drawstring Refuse Sacks 20pk


And the weather today:
Cloudy
4C
UV Index: 0 Minimal
Wind: From the Northeast at 10 mph
Dew Point: 3C
Humidity: 93%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,006.1 mb

Tuesday, October 21, 2003



From where I am sitting now I can see the less used item in this office : the fax machine. Dear good old fax machine. We may receive a fax every three months nowadays. Our fax machine enjoys an almost total retirement in its corner. We keep it just in case. Just in case of what, I wonder. Nowadays it's email, isn't it? Ah, but thirteen years ago it was so different! Nobody had ever heard of email and internet. And the fax machine was a wonderful invention, we thought! Hundreds of faxes were sent and received every month. We did not have to wait for the daily post anymore. No more long and expensive phone calls abroad. We had our fax machine! We also had jammed paper, old documents looked like crap and we had to dial again and again because the lines were always busy. Dear good old fax machine..enjoy your retirement because I am not going to use you anymore. This has been your epitaph. Long live the internet!


Desde mi mesa veo el instrumento menos usado de la oficina. El fax. Querido y viejo fax. Probablemente recibimos un fax cada 3 meses, hoy en dia. Nuestro fax disfruta de su jubilacion en un rincon de la oficina. No lo retiramos del todo por si acaso. Por si acaso, que? me pregunto yo. El email es lo que hay, no? Ah, pero hace trece anios, que diferencia! Nadie habia oido hablar de internet o de los emails. Y que maravilla era el fax, todos pensabamos! Cientos de faxes se recibian y enviaban cada dia. Ya no teniamos que esperar al correo o realizar largas y costosas llamadas al extranjero. Porque teniamos fax! Tambien teniamos atascos de papel, documentos que se enrollaban como pergaminos y lineas que comunicaban y nos obligaban a marcar y marcar y marcar de nuevo. Querido y viejo fax...disfruta de tu jubilacion porque yo no te voy a usar nunca mas. Este ha sido tu epitafio. Larga vida a internet!


The weather today:
Partly Cloudy
11C
UV Index: 2 Minimal
Wind: From the West Southwest at 5 mph
Dew Point: 3C
Humidity: 58%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,010.2 mb

Monday, October 20, 2003



Blaine's out. Taylor's in. Illusionist David Blaine ended his 44 day fast in a Perspex box suspended from a crane beside the river Thames yesterday, when he finally walked out of the box. Before that, he had to suffer people throwing eggs at his box and waving burgers at him. End of the story? No. Enter Andy Taylor, from Gosport (South-East of England). Inspired by Blaine's stunt, Andy Taylor will raise money for the British Heart Foundation by spending 44...days? no! 44 hours in a Wendy house 4.5 feet square in a Gosport's pub garden (see picture above). Prepare your eggs and burgers for next Friday at 5.00pm!


Blaine sale. Taylor entra. El ilusionista americano David Blaine completo ayer su aventura de pasar 44 dias sin comer, encerrado en una caja transparente de Perspex, suspendida de una grua, en la ribera del Tamesis, Londres. No le fue tan facil, ya que tuvo que sufrir el recochineo del publico en general cuando le arrojaron huevos y le mostraron hamburguesas. Fin de la historia? No. Hace su entrada Andy Taylor, de Gosport (Sudeste de Inglaterra). Inspirado por la hazania de Blaine, Andy Taylor recaudara donativos para la fundacion British Heart Foundation pasando 44...dias? no! 44 horas en una casita de juguete para ninios en el jardin de un pub de Gosport (ver foto arriba). Preparen los huevos y las hamburguesas para este viernes a las 5 de la tarde!


The weather:
Mostly Cloudy
12C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the North Northeast at 23 mph
Dew Point: 2C
Humidity: 49%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,006.4 mb

Friday, October 17, 2003




It's Friday and it's sunny. Almost perfect! Now I am only missing in world domination and a panda bear. Just asking....


Viernes y soleado! Casi perfecto! Ahora solo me falta dominar el mundo y tener un oso panda. Por pedir, que no quede.


And the weather:
Fair
14C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the East Northeast at 20 mph
Dew Point: 4C
Humidity: 51%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,021.0 mb

Thursday, October 16, 2003


The easiest to bake and also my favourite biscuits : Anzac biscuits
1 cup rolled oats
1 cup plain flour
1 cup sugar
3/4 cup dessicated coconut
2 tbsp. golden syrup
1/2 cup. butter
1/2 tsp. bicarbonate of soda
1 tbsp. boiling water
Pinch salt


1. Mix oats, flour, sugar and coconut together.
2. Melt syrup and butter together.
3. Mix soda with boiling water and add to melted butter and syrup.
4. Add to dry ingredients.
5. Place tablespoonfuls of mixture on greased slide.
6. Bake 15-20 mins. at 180° degrees Celsius or 350° Fahrenheit.



Mis galletas preferidas y son facilisimas de hacer: Anzac biscuits!

1 tacita copos de avena
1 tacita harina
1 tacita azucar
3/4 tacita coco rallado
2 cucharadas soperas melaza
1/2 tacita mantequilla
1/2 cucharadita bicarbonato soda
1 cucharada sopera agua caliente

1. Mezclar avena, harina, azucar y coco
2. Derretir mantequilla y melaza juntas
3. Mezclar bicarbonato soda con agua y, rapidamente, aniadir a mantequilla/melaza
4. Aniadir lo anterior a los ingredientes 'secos' (numero 1) y mezclar bien
5. Tomar cucharaditas de la mezcla final y colocar en bandeja para horno (previamente engrasada con mantequilla)
6. Hornear de 15 a 20 minutos a 180 Celsius o 350 Fahrenheit.


The weather today:
Partly Cloudy
16C
UV Index: 2 Minimal
Wind: From the East Northeast at 15 mph
Dew Point: 3°C
Humidity: 42%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,025.7 mb

Wednesday, October 15, 2003


This week's shopping list:
1, Kingsmill Tasty Wholemeal Bread 400g
5, Wholemeal Deli Rolls 4 Pack
1, Finest Croissants 2 Pack
1, Finest Large White Choc/Chunk Cookies 4 Pack
1, Strawberries 400g Class 1
1, Seedless Grapes Double Selection Pack Class 1
2, Gala Apples Pack
1, Tomatoes 750g
1, Spring Onions Bunch
1, Cucumber Whole Each
1, Asparagus Bundle Price Marked Class 1 Each
1, Supersweet Sweetcorn Price Marked Twinpack
1, Closed Cup Mushrooms 250g Pack
1, Cooking Onions 1kg Class 2
1, Bigger Pack Better Value Leafy Salad & Tatsoi 165g
1, Iceberg Lettuce Each Class 1
1, Beef Steak Mince 250g
1, Corn Fed Chicken Thighs
1, Honey Roast Sandwich Ham 125g
1, Cooked Sandwich Chicken 125g
1, Lemon Sole Fillets
1, Whole Milk 2.272ltr/4 Pints
1, Irish Creamery Butter 250g
1, Medium Mature Cheddar Small
1, Leerdammer Slices 200g
1, Lasagne Sheets 250g
1, Bertolli Green Pesto Sauce 185g
1, Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chili 150g
1, T.Temptations Thai Curry Crisps 150g
1, T.Temptations Steak/Marsala Wine Crisps 150g
1, Walkers Variety Doritos 10 Pack
1, Coca Cola Regular 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, Diet Coke 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, Colgate Toothpaste Anti Tartar Plus Whitening 100ml
1, Kitchen Towel White 2 Roll


Today's weather:
Partly Cloudy
11C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the East Northeast at 15 mph
Dew Point: 8C
Humidity: 85%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,025.4 mb

Tuesday, October 14, 2003




Today I have NOTHING to say!


Hoy no tengo NADA que decir!


The weather:
Partly Cloudy
16C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the East at 15 mph
Dew Point: 7C
Humidity: 55%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,023.0 mb

Monday, October 13, 2003




A couple of funny signs from this amusing website : Funnysigns.com


Un par de carteles divertidos que he encontrado en esta hilarante pagina web :Funnysigns.com


The weather today:
Mostly Cloudy
16C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the East Southeast at 6 mph
Dew Point: 14C
Humidity: 90%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,017.6 mb

Thursday, October 09, 2003



We watched this film on videotape a couple of nights ago : Deathwatch. I am not linking to the official website because the link is broken and you will only get 'file not found' on your screen. Anyway..what is Deathwatch about? Well, it is a War film combined with Horror Film. Basically, the plot is... and here I am copying&pasting :" At the height of the terror of WW1, the few survivors of an English regiment, trapped behind enemy lines, take refuge in a deserted German trench, waiting to be rescued. But when no help arrives, one by one they begin to suffer mysterious and gruesome fates. Slowly, a terror beyond all human understanding is unleashed. Is the trench possessed by something even more terrible than the war that surrounds them or does some other unknown evil wait to claim them all?...." Now, when I said it is a War film combined with a horror film..in my opinion it fails from both sides. It fails as a horror film because it doesn't really scare the audience. And it fails as a war film because the FX are poor and the trench war is not well documented. Right, the trench is very impressive, it looks like a maze. But that's all. When the bombs exploding are clearly fireworks then you realise they have not spent much money on this film. When you see the soldiers' strategy to protect the trench it is clear to you that nobody has done any proper research on WWI. Unless you are very interested in following the professional career of 'Billy Elliot's child-actor, don't bother with this film. It's boring.


Vimos este film en video hace un par de dias : Deathwatch. El link a la pagina oficial esta roto, solo se encuentra el famoso "file not found". Quiza se les acabo el presupuesto...porque, en general, a esta pelicula le falta eso, prespuesto, y ademas, buena documentacion historica. Intenta ser un combinado de film belico + horror. No funciona. Basicamente, el argumento es : " Durante el horror de la Primera Guerra Mundial, los supervivientes de un regimiento ingles, atrapados detras de las lineas enemigas, se refugian en una trinchera alemana abandonada, esperando ser rescatados. Pero la ayuda no llega y uno a uno, los soldados sucumben a misteriosos y horribles muertes. Lentamente, se desencadena un terror mas alla del entendimiento humano. Esta poseida la trinchera por algo mas terrible que la guerra que les rodea o es algun ser maligno el que les acecha?..." Mi opinion es que la combinacion film belico-horror no funciona. Los efectos especiales son tan pobres que, cuando una bomba explota, se ve claramente que son fuegos artificiales. Ademas, la estrategia para defender la trinchera demuestra una falta total de conocimiento en estudios belicos. Y no da miedo en absoluto. A menos que tengais un gran interes en saber que hace actualmente el chico de 'Billy Elliot', no recomiendo este film. Para nada. Puro aburrimiento.


The weather today:
Cloudy
16°C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the West at 15 mph
Dew Point: 14°C
Humidity: 94%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,019.3 mb

Wednesday, October 08, 2003




With this post and the previous one, I slightly suspect I am breaking some copyright laws by using a couple of photos with the (c) on them. But they are incredibly good!!! I could not stop myself from posting them! They belong to this website : Мой дом — моя слабость , which I think it means 'My house- My weakness' and which depicts ads, posters and objects designed by Russian artists. Even if you don't understand Russian, you can appreciate the images, just as I have done. They are brilliant! ... The website's name is in Russian, so I guess Blogger will just turn it into some illegible signs..


Con este post y el anterior, me temo que estoy "atentando" contra las leyes de copyright al usar un par de fotos con la (c). Pero es que son fotos bonisimas! No he podido contenerme! Las fotos provienen de esta pagina web : Мой дом — моя слабость , cuyo significado creo que es 'Mi casa - Mi debilidad' y cuyo contenido son anuncios, posters y objetos diseniados por artistas rusos. Incluso si no entendeis ruso, podeis apreciar las imagenes, como he hecho yo. Son geniales!!! El titulo de la pagina esta en ruso, aunque el codigo de blogger lo transformara en algo sin sentido..

This week's shopping list!
, Wholemeal Deli Rolls 4 Pack
1, Finest Croissants 2 Pack
1, French Bread Baton
1, Finest Large White Choc/Chunk Cookies 4 Pack
1, Strawberries 400g Class 1
1, Value Lemons 7 Pack
1, Seedless Grapes Double Selection Pack Class 1
2, Gala Apples Pack
1, Tomatoes 750g
1, Spring Onions Bunch
1, Green Peppers Loose Each Class 1
1, Red Peppers Loose Each Class 1
1, Asparagus Bundle Price Marked Class 1 Each
1, Closed Cup Mushrooms 250g Pack
1, Garlic Pre-Pack Class 1
1, Cooking Onions 1kg Class 2
1, Bigger Pack Better Value Leafy Salad & Tatsoi 165g
1, Iceberg Lettuce Each Class 1
1, Honey Roast Sandwich Ham 125g
1, Cooked Sandwich Chicken 125g
1, Lemon Sole Fillets
1, Whole Milk 2.272ltr/4 Pints
1, Irish Creamery Butter 250g
1, Flora Light Vegetable Low Fat Spread 500g
1, Grana Padano Portions
1, Leerdammer Slices 200g
1, Corngold Free Range Eggs Box Of 10
1, Olive Oil 1 Ltr
1, Knorr 8 Fish Stock Cubes 80g
1, Buitoni Penne Rigate Pasta 500g
1, Sliced Black Olives In Brine 340g
1, Bigger Pack Better Value Frosted Flakes 1kg
1, T.Temptations Steak/Marsala Wine Crisps 150g
1, Walkers Variety Doritos 10 Pack
1, Coca Cola Regular 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, Diet Coke 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, John Frieda Ready To Wear Boost/Shiner Spray 200ml
1, John Frieda Ready To Wear Hairspray 300ml
1, Marigold Extra Life Gloves Kitchen Large
1, Luxury Soft Toilet Tissue Peach 9 Roll


The weather today:
Mostly Cloudy
17C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the West at 18 mph
Dew Point: 12C
Humidity: 72%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,015.9 mb

Tuesday, October 07, 2003



I especially like reading the newspaper The Framley Examiner. Published for the internet from Framley, an imaginary village in the English countryside, this local newspaper is pure fun from beginning till end (do not miss the classified ads!), with news such as : 'Mayor Lands in Moon', 'Dainty Gate Drags On - And then I woke up and it was all a dream', 'Too many circuses' or 'New CCTV system fails to entertain'.


La de buenos ratos que paso leyendo el periodico The Framley Examiner. Publicado en internet y en ingles desde el inexistente pueblecito de Framley, en el corazon de la campinia inglesa, este periodico local es desternillante desde la primera hasta la ultima pagina (y no os perdais los anuncios clasificados!) con noticias tan interesantes como 'Alcalde aterriza en la Luna', 'El Daintygate continua - Y entonces me desperte y todo habia sido un suenio', 'Demasiados circos' o 'Las camaras de seguridad CCTV son aburridas'.


The weather today:
Cloudy
14C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the West Northwest at 24 mph
Dew Point: 13C
Humidity: 91%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,006.4 mb

Monday, October 06, 2003



Omega 3 fish oils : food for thought. Or, at least, it's what a new research says here. It works by making brain synergies easier, it seems. So then you think faster and better. It's worked for children in 6 weeks time..so I thought...well, I am 'almost' a child! Omega 3 fatty acids should work for me too! And I bought a Cod liver oil with enriched Omega 3 on Saturday (the liquid comes inside transparent pearls so you do not have to taste it, uuurrrghh!). I have not had any brilliant idea or discovered a scientific breakthrough yet. I'll let you know if it happens in 6 weeks time!


Omega 3 para mejorar la mente. Al menos, es lo que dicen los cientificos de este articulo. Funciona al facilitar las sinergias en el cerebro y hacernos pensar mejor y mas rapidamente. Ha dado buenos resultados en ninios que tomaron Omega 3 durante 6 semanas. Asi que pense...vaya, si yo soy la mar de infantil..una criatura, casi! Omega 3 seguro que me hace efecto! El sabado me compre un complejo de vitaminas con aceite de higado de bacalao enriquecido con Omega 3 (ya, suena asqueroso, pero viene preparado en perlas transparentes que se disuelven en el estomago sin tener que pasar por el disgusto de tragar ese liquido). Aun no he tenido ninguna idea brillante ni he llegado a un descubrimiento cientifico impactante, pero ya os contare los resultados en 6 semanas...


The weather today:
Mostly Cloudy and Windy
16C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the West at 29 mph
Dew Point: 13C
Humidity: 87%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,008.5 mb

Friday, October 03, 2003



This week's favourite cocktail: Algonquin!
2 ounces rye whiskey
1 ounce dry vermouth
1 ounce pineapple juice
Shake with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry.


The weather today:
Haze
17C
UV Index: 2 Minimal
Wind: From the North at 9 mph
Dew Point: 16C
Humidity: 94%
Visibility: 2 miles
Barometer: 1,008.1 mb

Thursday, October 02, 2003

The brilliant cartoon in my previous post comes from this good website : Toohtpaste for Dinner.


El comic de humor agudo en mi post anterior proviene de esta genial pagina web : Toothpaste for dinner .


A very interesting series started in BBC1 yesterday. It's The Human Mind, where we learnt the processess our brain goes through when learning and how to increase our capacity for learning making things easier for ourselves. For instance, they showed an athlete who visualised her exercises before performing them and when she did actually performed them, she made no mistakes. Visualising is thinking, 'seeing' in your mind the exercise you are about to perform. Let's say I visualise myself making coffee. I have never made coffee, but I know the theory, step by step. I visualise..One, twice, three times...several times. When I finally stand up and make coffee, even if I have never ever made coffee, I have a very very good chance of doing it the correct way. They also mentioned if you visualise yourself exercising your muscles will slightly exercise, even if you are not moving at all, because everything is in your mind. How about that? I will jog, swim, do areobics, cycle and ride a horse without moving from my own sofa! Perfect!!!!!


Ayer empezo una serie muy interesante en BBC1. Se llama The Human Mind y, capitulo a capitulo, aprenderemos los procesos que sigue nuestro cerebro para aprender y tambien como aumentar nuestra capacidad de aprendizaje. Por ejemplo, ayer mostraron a una deportista que visualiza los ejercicios antes de realizarlos. Cuando finalmente realizo el ejercicio en las barras, lo hizo casi a la perfeccion. Visualizar es pensar, 'ver' en tu mente el ejercicio que vas a realizar. Digamos que yo me visualizo haciendo cafe. Nunca he preparado cafe, pero me se la teoria, los pasos a seguir. Y los visualizo. Una, dos, tres veces..muchas veces. Cuando al final me levante, vaya a la cocina y empiece a preparar el cafe, aun cuando nunca lo he hecho antes, tengo muchas mas probabilidades de hacerlo correctamente. En el programa tambien mencionaron que si te visualizas a ti mismo/a haciendo ejercicio, tus musculos haran algo de ejercicio, aun cuando no te muevas en absoluto, porque todo esta en la mente. Que os parece? Hare footing, nadare, asistire a la clase de aerobic, montare a caballo...y todo ello sin abandonar la comodidad del sofa de mi casa! Perfecto!!!


The weather today:
Light Drizzle
11C
UV Index: 0 Minimal
Wind: From the East Northeast at 9 mph
Dew Point: 10C
Humidity: 94%
Visibility: 2 miles
Barometer: 1,010.2 mb

Wednesday, October 01, 2003



Weekly shopping list!!:
3, Wholemeal Deli Rolls 4 Pack
1, Finest Croissants 2 Pack
1, Finest Large Choc/Chunk Cookies 4 Pack
1, Strawberries 454g Class 1
1, Seedless Grapes Double Selection Pack Class 1
1, Gala Apples Pack
1, Tomatoes 750g
1, Spring Onions Bunch
1, Asparagus Bundle Price Marked Class 1 Each
1, Supersweet Sweetcorn Price Marked Twinpack
1, Closed Cup Mushrooms 250g Pack
1, Emkm Leafy Salad & Tatsoi 140g
1, Iceberg Lettuce Each Class 1
1, T.12 Smoked Wiltshire Cure Streaky 250g
1, Smoked Sandwich Ham 125g
1, Cooked Sandwich Chicken 125g
1, Herta 4 Jumbo Frankfurters 360g
1, Lemon Sole Fillets
1, Whole Milk 2.272ltr/4 Pints
1, Medium Mature Cheddar Small
1, Grana Padano Portions
1, Leerdammer Slices 200g
1, Fresh Double Cream 142ml
1, Supercook Extract Of Vanilla 38ml
1, Langdales Strawberry Flavouring 28ml
1, Bertolli Tomato Romano & Garlic Sauce 500g
1, Hellmanns Light Mayonniase 400g
1, Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chili 150g
1, Finest Cream Cheese And Peppercorn Crisps 150g
1, T.Temptations Thai Curry Crisps 150g
2, Coca Cola Regular 12 X 330ml Pack
2, Diet Coke 12 X 330ml Pack
1, Coca Cola Regular 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack
1, Diet Coke 4 X 2 Ltrs Pack


The bad weather today:
Mostly Cloudy
16C
UV Index: 1 Minimal
Wind: From the Northeast at 18 mph
Dew Point: 13C
Humidity: 86%
Visibility: Unlimited
Barometer: 1,004.4 mb